The Legend of Donnie Doheny

It all started with Stumpy and that stupid projector. Ernie and I played at being Indiana Jones, but Stumpy, he had to be Spielberg. When he saw this old garage-sale projector and its $25 price tag, he flipped out.

“How do I know it works?” he asked the old man hosting the sale.

The man waved us into the garage. “Come check it out.”

Stumpy hauled the contraption into the garage and plugged it in. The old man rummaged around until he found a reel. Stumpy loaded the film and flipped on the projector. The wall lit up. Images danced in the light: a young man with mop-top hair boarding, getting some serious air and doing flips and turns that defied gravity.

I saw something in the old man’s eyes. “That’s you, isn’t it?”

He nodded.

I studied the moving image again, keying in on the skateboard. “Holy cow! You’re Donnie Doheny! The Donnie Doheny!”

Stumpy and Ernie spun around, the picture of surprise and awe. Donnie Doheny was a legend. He practically invented skateboarding. No one was ever able to repeat his tricks. I got a broken collarbone trying. Stumpy dislocated a shoulder. Ernie ended up with a concussion.

“You still got that board?” I asked.

Donnie shrugged. “It’s around here somewhere.”

Three boys took off in three directions. I hit the jackpot, wrenching the board from behind some shelves. I stroked the board, felt it hum. The buzz grew as I traced the deck’s starburst pattern, sending little electric charges into my fingers. “How much?”

The old man shook his head. “Not for sale.”

I dug my money out of my pocket. “I got more at home. I’ll mow your lawn for a year. You name it, it’s yours. I gotta have this board.”

“Uh-uh. That board’s more’n you can handle, son. Trust me.”

Then a woman called from the driveway, and Donnie turned his attention to her. I clutched the board to my chest and ran.


Stumpy and Ernie caught up with me at the skate park. I sat perched on the mini ramp, the board on my lap, a big-ass grin on my face. “Took you long enough!”

They talked at once, praising my boldness, calling me a stupid thief, urging me to give the board a spin. Like I needed encouragement.

I hopped off the ramp and stood on my new board. The buzz I’d felt in my fingers flowed up my legs. I’d never felt so connected before. Go, it told me. Let’s ride.


Photo by Konstantin Sutyagin/iStock / Getty Images
Photo by Konstantin Sutyagin/iStock / Getty Images

I pushed off and rolled a long, smooth curve.


I skated the mini ramp and the quarter pipe. The board pulled me, a dog straining against its leash. Let’s GO, let me RUN.

I did.

I soared. We soared, the board and I together.

I nailed the vert, all ten feet of it, like it was the sidewalk. I flipped, I twisted, I caught big air. I was unstoppable.

“Let me try!”

“Hey, man, give us a turn!”

I stopped only long enough to spin the board beneath my feet.

We took off again, the board and I, launching into a flip. Before I knew it, I’d done two full rotations—without ever putting a hand on the board. The board should have fallen. It should have crashed to the ground during the first rotation. Instead, it stayed glued to my feet.

I tried it again. Same result. I was frickin’ Superman.

I glanced back at my friends. Do it, the board whispered. I pushed off.

Seconds later, I was sailing, effortlessly executing a Doheny twist—the very trick that once broke my collarbone. This time, I landed flawlessly. Better than flawlessly. I touched down gently, like I’d been floating instead of flying through the air.

Egged on by my friends’ hooting and hollering, pulled by the energy of the board, I tore into the half-pipe and launched into the Doheny flip, the trick that had wiped out Stumpy and Ernie. I felt the air lift me up, like wind under a plane’s wings. I turned upside down, then right side up, again, and again, and again, my hands flat at my waist, the board never leaving my feet. Then, just like with the twist, I set down feather-light.

I couldn’t tell you where I stopped and that board began, which thoughts were mine and which were the board’s. I can only tell you we sailed, we soared, we rolled, we spun. By the time the sun started to set, I had out-flipped, out-twisted, out-skated the great Donnie Doheny.

“I’m naming this one after you!” I called to Stumpy before I exploded into another trick. After landing, I skidded to a stop inches in front of my movie-obsessed friend.

Stumpy yanked the board from under my feet. I plummeted to the ground, landing hard on the cement. I tried to stand. Woozy and disoriented, I fell on my ass.

“What the f—?” The board clattered on the ground. “Frickin’ thing zapped me!”

I reached for the board. “That’s because it’s not meant for you.”

A foot landed between my hand and the board. Donnie Doheny had found us. “It’s not meant for you, either,” he said, staring daggers at me.

“How’d you know where we were?” Ernie asked.

Donnie rolled his eyes. “Where else would a trio of juvenile delinquents go with a stolen skateboard?”

He kicked the board away from me. That’s when I saw the axe in his hand. It had strange markings on the handle, like hieroglyphics. He swung the axe over his head, uttering some nonsense words.

“I should have done this a long time ago,” he said as he brought the axe down on the skateboard. The wood cracked. I crumpled at the sound, not of the splintering but of the howl that accompanied it.

My friends’ stares told me the howl had come from me.

“I told you,” Donnie Doheny said, “it’s more than you could handle.”


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In the Deep (Part 2)

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An hour later, the three explorers sat huddled on the submersible, devising a plan for capturing the mermaid. More accurately, Mila and the whippersnapper devised; Rodney listened with growing discomfort.

“Excuse me,” the astronaut interrupted. “Wouldn’t you need bait to lay a trap? A lure? If we were fishing for bass, I’d know what to use. But we’re talking mermaids here.”

“Well,” the whippersnapper began with hesitation. “It seems to like you. The only thing we can’t figure out is how to contain it.”

“Contain it? Like with a net?”

Mila and the young man huddled around a monitor. Rodney peered over their shoulders to discover that they were scanning the sub’s manifest. Sure enough, a pneumatic net gun was listed among the supplies. The rest of the plan involved dimming the light on Rodney’s chest lamp. He’d need both hands free to fire the net gun.

Something about the plan niggled at Rodney, but he did as he was told. Back in the diving gear, back to the vent site, net gun in hand.

About an hour later, Rodney’s feet tingled with sleep and his mood was sharpening with impatience. He checked his gauge. “Mila, my O2’s getting low. I’m coming in.”

“Roger that, Roddy.”

Rodney turned, then stopped short. The mermaid hovered in front of him. Had she been there all along? Studying him from behind? The thought brought a smirk to Rodney’s face.

The two held eye contact.

Yanna. The word formed in Rodney’s brain. Her name. The mermaid’s name was Yanna.

He thought his own name. She nodded.

Holy crap, Rodney thought.

Yanna tilted her head.

“Get her!” Rodney jumped at the roar of Mila’s voice. “The gun, Roddy. Use the gun!”

The more he looked at Yanna, the less he liked the plan. Yanna wasn’t an “it.” She wasn’t a creature to be dissected in a lab. She was human—partly, at least. And a looker, in an exotic sort of way.

Rodney thought of his great-great-great-grandfather, a slave in the antebellum South, hunted as he sought the Underground Railroad, captured along the Mississippi River…with a fishing net.

No, Rodney couldn’t do that to another human being—not even one with gray skin, yellow eyes, and scales.

Go, he told Yanna. They only want to hurt you.

He headed back to the sub, bracing himself for the storm.


Rodney had no idea Mila knew so many colorful words, or that the whippersnapper’s face could turn so red.

“We’re going after it,” Mila finally announced. She started toward the pilot’s chair.

Rodney grabbed her arm. “We don’t belong here, Mila. We’re not wanted here. More importantly, that’s not our mission.”

Mila narrowed her eyes and growled.

Rodney prayed Yanna had followed his instructions.

She hadn’t—not completely. She had swam off, but she’d returned—with an army of sea creatures at her back. She marshaled them like an experienced general.

Wave after wave swarmed the submersible, obstructing its view and its progress. Something large slammed into the sub’s port side.

“Give it up,” Rodney told Mila. “You’re not going to win.”

“I don’t give up,” she swore through clenched teeth.

Another port-side ram.

“Then consider it a tactical retreat.”

The sub rocked starboard.

The whippersnapper’s head peered into the cockpit. “We can’t take many more hits like that.”


Something large and heavy crashed into the port side.

 “I told you. I’m not giving up.”

Yes, you are, Rodney decided as he headed to the exit module.

Climbing back into his diving suit, he tried to focus his thoughts on Yanna, to let her know of his plan. For it to work, he needed her cooperation. By the time he trudged back to the cockpit, he could only hope she’d gotten his message.

Clad in his diving gear, there was no way he could sneak up on Mila. So he made a great show of entering the cockpit instead. “I have an idea,” he told her as he bent over the controls. “Let’s see if this works.”

It did, and it didn’t take long. Mila was soon yawning and struggling to keep her eyes open. Rodney knew the whippersnapper was experiencing the same symptoms. Within minutes, they both fell unconscious.

The attacks on the sub subsided and then stopped. Yanna must have heard him. He looked out the window and saw her hovering in front of the craft. Thank you, he said. We’ll be gone soon.

She nodded.

Before we go, there’s something I need to know.

Yanna nodded again.

He conjured an image of black smoke rising from a field of tubeworms and hoped she’d understand. Where is it?

He expected her to dash off, to lead him to the vent. She didn’t. He watched as the sub faded around him until he seemed to be standing on the ocean floor once again. The sea floor opened in front of him, releasing black smoke. Then the ground beneath him shook. Rodney instinctively held out his arms for balance. The sea floor repositioned itself, pinching the vent closed.

Then it all vanished and Rodney was back on the submersible with an unconscious Mila slumped in her chair.

He nodded his thanks to Yanna and said his goodbyes.

As she and her army swam away, Rodney made his way to the research module. He fumbled at first but managed to find and delete the recorded images of Yanna. Then he shuffled back to the control room and reset the oxygen flow and carbon dioxide scrubbers. He waited for Mila and the whippersnapper to come to.

Mila woke first.

“Thank God,” Rodney told her. “I thought I’d be stuck down here forever.”

She rubbed her eyes. “What happened?”

“Not sure. I came back from the vent site and the two of you were out cold. Seems the air controls went screwy.”

The whippersnapper showed up in the doorway, blinking himself back to reality. “The vent?”

“Far as I could tell, it was caved in by an earthquake,” Rodney said.

Mila still looked confused. “But the mermaid…”

“Mermaid? What mermaid?” Rodney shook his head. “You must have been hallucinating. Lack of oxygen can do that.” He pointed at the whippersnapper. “You told me that yourself when you briefed me on the way down here.”

The whippersnapper stood with his mouth agape. “You were listening?”

Rodney smiled. “I’m full of surprises. Now,” he turned to Mila, “can we go home before something else goes wrong?”


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