Ghost Story

Running on Empty

The small car snaked along the country road, its headlights the only relief from the inky dark of the cloudy autumn night. Molly squinted through the side window. “Where are we? There’s nothing out there.”

“That’s the point,” Denise answered from behind the wheel. “Back roads. Green therapy.”

“Green? All I see is black,” Molly grumbled, balling up a sweatshirt.

Denise poked her drowsy friend. “Hey! Keep an eye out for a gas station, will ya? We’re gonna have to fill up soon.” 

Molly muttered something about the ease of finding a gas station along the interstate, an argument Denise won before the trip ever started, and snuggled into her sweatshirt-pillow.

They continued over the rise and fall of hills, Molly sleeping against the window, Denise worrying over the gas gauge, the rural landscape hidden by the night. When the gas gauge slid to E, Denise checked her phone. No bars. She shook the phone, cursing under her breath. Still no reception. “Please, God,” she prayed. “All I need is one bar.”

The car rounded a bend, its headlights illuminating a sign that read “Dunce Hill, Pop. 320.” Moments later, with the fuel light glowing an angry red and the engine sputtering, Denise spotted something bright on the horizon.

“Oh, thank God,” Denise whispered when that brightness proved to be a gas station. She guided her chugging car into the station and gave her companion a shove. “Molly, break time.”

The girls didn’t have the car doors open before a young man popped up next to the station’s single pump. He greeted them with a tip of his baseball cap.

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Photo by Kris-10/iStock / Getty Images

Denise did a double-take. The attendant’s button-down shirt and brown slacks seemed overly dressy for a gas station but underdressed for the bite in the autumn air.

“Evenin’, ladies,” he said. “I’m Frank. Can I fill ‘er up?”

“Um, yes, please.” Denise popped open the door to the gas cap.

Molly rounded the front of the car and studied the attendant. “You gotta bathroom I can use?” she asked.

“Yes, ma’am. Through that porch door, all the way in the back..” Frank pointed toward the only building on the lot, with a single service bay and small porch. Next to it sat a boxy black Buick in seemingly pristine condition. “It’s on the right side of the cigarette machine. Just look for Joe Camel.”

“Do I need a key?” she asked.

“No, ma’am. No point in having a public bathroom if you’re gonna lock out the public.”

“Hmmm. Wish city gas stations felt the same way.” With that, Molly jogged off.

Denise, meanwhile, watched Frank fiddle with the gas nozzle.  When the nozzle was finally secure and gas flowing into the car’s tank, Frank wiped his forehead with his sleeve. Turning to Denise, he asked, “Can I check your oil?”

Denise blinked, as much from the fumes as surprise. “Um, no, thanks.” She paused. “Why? Is something wrong?”

“No, no, nothing like that,” he said quickly. “We’re full service here at the Dunce Hill Service Station, so I have to ask.”

“Full service? Don’t see that around much anymore.”

Frank shrugged and began washing the front windshield. “So where you gals headed?”

“A friend’s wedding. We decided to take the scenic route.”

Molly returned as Denise finished her answer. She leaned over and whispered, “Should you be telling him that? We don’t even know him.”

“I didn’t tell him where the wedding is.,” Denise whispered back. “Besides, not everyone is a serial killer. You watch too many crime shows.” Feeling a chill, she pulled her hands into her sleeves and folded her arms under her chest.

Still seemingly unaffected by the cold, Frank finished the windshields and moved on to checking tire pressure. When the gas nozzle clicked, he replaced it on the pump and closed the gas cap. He turned to Denise. “That’ll be thirteen fifty six.”

Denise’s voice sharpened. “I thought you said you were going to fill the tank?”

“Yes, ma’am. I did. Twelve gallons at a dollar thirteen a gallon comes to thirteen dollars and fifty-six cents.”

Denise stared. A dollar thirteen a gallon? In the city, three dollars was considered a bargain. “Are you sure?”

Molly knocked her shoulder against Denise’s. “Don’t ask. Just pay. Then run like hell.”

Denise slid into the car. She grabbed fifteen dollars from her wallet and shoved them at Frank. “Here, keep the change.”

Molly dove into the passenger seat and slammed the door.

Starting the engine, Denise turned to Frank one more time. “Say, do you know a place around here where we can get some breakfast?”

 “Yes, ma’am. No place better than Tony’s. It’s just down the road, right in the middle of town.”

“Thanks!” Denise waved to Frank as she drove away. When she looked in the rearview mirror, though, she couldn’t find any sign of him.

“Are you nuts?” Molly hissed.

“Think about it. If gas in this town is a dollar a gallon, what’s a cup of coffee gonna be?”

“Good point.”

 

The horizon glowed yellow and orange when the girls reached the scattering of buildings that made up the town of Dunce Hill. Finding Tony’s Diner was a no-brainer. It was the only building with its interior lights on.

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Photo by William Howell/iStock / Getty Images

The girls settled into one of Tony’s red vinyl-upholstered booths. A waitress sidled over and set two mugs and a pair of place settings on the table. “Don’t think I’ve seen you girls before. What brings you to Tony’s?”

“Just passing through,” Denise answered. “Frank recommended it.”

The waitress turned toward the counter. “Hey, Joe! We know anyone named Frank?”

“Nah,” a voice answered from behind the cut-out kitchen window. “Don’t think so.”

“At the service station,” Molly explained. “Young guy, wears a Dunce cap—”

The waitress raised an eyebrow.

“A baseball cap. It has the word Dunce across it.”

 “And which service station did you say that was?”

 Denise pointed her thumb at the window. “The Dunce Hill Service Station up the road. Saved our butts, too, ‘cause we were riding on fumes.”

The waitress put her hand on her hip. “Honey, I hate to say this, but that station’s been closed for decades. Ain’t nobody up there now but the wildlife.”

Denise turned to her friend, feeling as pale as Molly looked. She turned back to the waitress. “How do we get to the interstate from here?”

 

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A Seat at the Bar

          Welcome to the Carver. What can I get you?

          Yup, we have that. One Jameson’s Irish Whiskey coming up. You a guest at the hotel? If you are, I can charge this to your room.

           No? Just here for a drink? That makes you a rarity. Nobody comes to the bar just to drink anymore. Now don’t get me wrong. People still drink here. It’s just not the purpose for their visit. That would be Elijah. In fact, more people come to this bar hoping to see Elijah than stay in the hotel. Which is too bad, because it’s a beautiful hotel. Still, it’s those lookiloos that keep the doors open.

            Who’s Elijah? You are a greenhorn. Elijah Carver, the man who built this hotel. That’s his portrait out there in the lobby, big as life. Surprised you missed it. Even in a painting, there’s something about the way he looks at you. Like you’ve got his full and undivided attention.

            Yup, we all—all the employees, I mean—learn all about Elijah Carver. We even have to pass a test when we’re hired. Wanna hear the short version?

Photo by Efaucon via  Wikimedia Commons , used under Creative Commons 3.0

Photo by Efaucon via Wikimedia Commons, used under Creative Commons 3.0

            Okay, here goes: Ol’ Elijah came out West to find his fortune. He built this place in 1902. Poured his heart, soul, and life savings into making it the jewel of the town. Then the influenza got him, back in the Pandemic of 1918. He’s buried in that cemetery just outside the town limits. Course, some say he never left this building.

            That’s his seat down there, at the end of the bar. Every evening at 5 p.m. sharp, he’d perch on that stool and sip a glass of whiskey. I heard tell that people have been pushed off that seat by invisible hands, but I ain’t ever seen it happen. People say the air around that stool gets awfully cold sometimes, too, and that’s a sign ol’ Elijah’s spirit is visiting. Me? I chalk it up to the air vent in that part of the ceiling.

            Which isn’t to say strange things don’t happen around here.  One of ‘em happened to me. Lost a pair of sunglasses, in fact. I had put them on that seat right there, the very one you’re sitting in. It wasn’t on purpose. That just happened to be where I was. I bent down to retie my shoe when I felt a blast of cold. I straightened up to find my glasses had broken; each lens had developed a web of cracks like a windshield. Guess somebody don’t like sunglasses.

            No, you’re right. Sunglasses make it easy to hide. Elijah woulda thought that too, if he’d lived to see ‘em invented. He believed you should always be able to look a person in the eye. Mr. Carver also believed in keepin’ to a schedule, and I better get back to mine. It’s almost five o’clock, and Mr. C needs his whiskey.

            Hey, that’s a nice watch. Don’t see those analog babies around much anymore. Most people use their cell phones to keep track of time these days. Nice to see someone else is as old-fashioned as I am.

            You ready for more? No problem. It’s just as easy to pour two as it is to pour one. Let me top you off before I pour the new one.

            Here you go. 

            And this one goes…over…here.

            Yes, that’s Elijah’s seat. That’s Elijah’s whiskey too. We still put out a glass for the ol’ boy every evening at five. Oh! You thought that whiskey was for the other Mr. Carver. Jeffrey Carver owns the hotel now and yes, he’s related to Elijah. A great-grand-nephew or something. Elijah never had children of his own. This hotel was his baby. Now that I think about it, I’m not sure Elijah even had a wife. As far as I know, he was married to this place. Anyway, Jeffrey Carver does enjoy an occasional whiskey like his uncle, but he’s not as punctual about it as ol’ Elijah.

            Yeah, someone does drink from that glass. Can’t say if it’s Elijah Carver’s ghost or a patron with sticky fingers, but that glass ends up empty more often than not.

            Jeffrey? He’s a good boss. Seems to care about the place as much as Elijah did. He certainly goes out of his way to preserve the Carver’s charm. He even got this place on the local historic register. They’re unveiling the plaque tomorrow morning. You should stop by. The ceremony starts at nine.  That is, if you’re still in town. What brings you to these parts, anyway?

            Yeah? What business are you in?

            Hotels, huh? You with one of the big chains?

            No, huh? Good for you. Those chains have no charm, no character. Every room is the same, no matter what city you’re in.

            Yeah, I used to work in one. Guess I’m still a bit bitter. It wasn’t a bad place. It just lacked personality.  And when conventions came through, well, that was plain crazy. I don’t mind being busy, but that was ridiculous. I was putting up drinks one after the other. Don’t think I ever made eye contact or had a real conversation. Not like this here, like you and me. This is a treasure. This is why I became a bartender.

            Speaking of busy, looks like the evening crowd is starting to stream in. I best get back to work. Drinks to pour and Elijah’s stool to protect. Can I pour you another before I go?

            Your card?  Yeah, that’d be great. It’s been nice chatting with you. Maybe I’ll stop by your hotel sometime and we can do this again—only next time, you can pour.

            You have a good night, and thanks for the card, Mister, uh, Carver.

            Sir?


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